Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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