ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just pee around me
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize