Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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