you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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