Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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