Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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