How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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