Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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