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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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