You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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