I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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