Don't you send me to vm
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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