Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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