it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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