im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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