I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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