I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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