I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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