The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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