YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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