yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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