they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have feelings that need drinking.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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