Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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