i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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