this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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