he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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