Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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