Whod you bang
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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