I'm so fucking centered right now
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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