the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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