My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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