Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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