Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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