Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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