You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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