you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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