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Is this the I'm gay speech?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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