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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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