Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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