I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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