In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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