Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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