One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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