It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize