so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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