Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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