He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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