Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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