Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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