My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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